一个老式的湖边酒店,目标是一个令人讨厌的赌场推广者购买,坐落在一个建筑工地旁边,遭到一群有毒蚂蚁的袭击。阻止蚂蚁和营救被困在酒店里的人的努力受到了从地板到地板的爬虫爬行的阻碍。
妻子去世多年,寡言的山平(笠智众)已习惯被待嫁的女儿道子(岩下志麻)贴心照料的生活。道子表面看来也乐意将老父亲照料,从没流露嫁人的渴望。 山平老年乐事是与中学时代的几个老友饮酒叙谈,席间友人每谈及道子的婚事、表示要同她介绍对象,山平总会含糊其辞地拒绝,但怕面对什么,他也并不能想清。不过每次饮酒他都会适可而止,以避免酒醉给道子带来太多麻烦。 这日中学同窗聚会,山平得知老师当年漂亮的女儿为将他照顾至今未嫁,后送醉酒的老师归家,见漂亮人儿今已衰老憔悴,他心里一惊,想到道子。其后,他示意道子考虑婚姻大事,道子却理解为父亲在赶她出门悲伤不已,他好言相劝她方含泪点头。道子答应一刻,他又心生无限酸楚。
雷·米兰饰演的主人公因父亲僵硬症假死被活埋的心理阴影始终挥之不去,自造了一座号称充分防错的活人墓地。这场戏就是向妻子、医生介绍自己的完美计划。而更有趣的是,此计划陈述的形式氛围以及雷米兰陈述过程中所展示玩世自负神情都如同他自己在《电话谋杀案》中向杀手陈述谋杀计划的翻版。唯一的差别:那片是在完美谋杀,而这片却在完美防被杀,被活埋!
修车工李大军与美甲师刘眉两个情投意合的年轻人,在订婚宴上确定了结婚日期,但与此同时,李大军也收到了准岳父刘克俭发起的挑战——50万元的彩礼。 对李大军来说,半年内拿出50万元彩礼,几乎是不可能完成的任务。于是李大军与刘眉与刘克俭开始斗智斗勇,过程笑料百出。最终通过两位年轻人的共同努力,终于跨越传统思想的重重障碍,走进婚姻殿堂。
康德公爵(让•雷诺 Jean Reno饰)是12世纪的贵族,这天他前来城堡与公主订婚,却遭到奸人迫害。他的酒杯里被投下巫婆的毒药,让他喝下了迷魂药。神志不清中,康德杀死了公主,被抓入大牢。 仆人安德烈(克里斯汀•克拉维尔 Christian Clavier饰)去找巫师,让康德回到事件之前。但是,粗心的巫师却抓错了药,结果康德和安德烈去到了21世纪的芝加哥。他们遇上了康德的后人朱莉亚(克里斯蒂娜•艾伯盖特 Christina Applegate 饰),得知如果他们不及时回到12世纪,罗萨琳公主将无法复活,后人就会消失。但是安德烈却乐不思蜀了。他和一个女孩打得火热,并不大愿意回到12世纪。然而时间不等人,康德的归去越来越迫切,而安德烈却还在温柔乡里磨蹭。事情越来越棘手。
A contemporary comedy about two people who meet just as their previous relationships have imploded in ugly fashion. In a desperate bid to reboot their romantic fortunes, they play fast and loose with the facts and ignore more red flags than you'd see in a Chinese Army parade in order to start something fresh with each other. Then, just 10 days into their new lives, the jig is up and the wheels start coming off the love wagon in hilarious and surprising ways.
A wagon load of convicts on their way to prison is being escorted through the mountains by a cavalry troop. They are attacked by a bandit gang, and only a sergeant, his beautiful young daughter and an assortment of seven sadistic, murderous prisoners survive, and they are left without horses or a wagon. The sergeant must find a way to get his prisoners to their destination while protecting his daughter, watching out for the still pursuing bandits and trying to determine which one of the prisoners was the man who raped and murdered his wife.